STORIES
The Meaning of Aaahk!  My friend Jimmy, who is a resident at the local state
supported living center, told me that his friend Bosco gave the weather forecast
each day.  I knew that Bosco had never learned to speak, so I asked Jimmy,
"What did he say?"  The response:  Aaahk!
No room!  The Christmas Pageant at the State School is always a big event.  
The three innkeepers have one line to say as Mary and Joseph knock on their
door.  The line is "No room!"  One year the first innkeeper, just trying to be
helpful, listened for the knock and then opened the door to say "Come on in!"